You know how I know you're a Wordpress spammer?
July 7, 2012, 2:52 pm

Because You're commenting on a post made 4 years ago on Livejournal that I just added into my Wordpress feed. Maybe I won't notice it, Wordpress spammer. Maybe I'll think you totally read my blog and that's why you're commenting. Maybe I'll totally let your comment through, and you'll get all that sweet, sweet trackback love. But I won't, Wordpress spammer. Because you've given yourself away. You're naked, and I've seen everything. I've seen it all. Keep commenting on my old posts, Wordpress spammer. Maybe it will work this time.